Microsoft tries to improve Windows Vista sales by making Halo 2 for the PC run only on Vista and not on Windows XP.
Federal Express wants to ship your company to India.
Google can’t find enough people on the planet to hire. Unfortunately for Google, they didn’t find any intelligent life on Mars.
My wife was diagnosed with thyroid cancer a few weeks ago. She had her thyroid removed. Now she is having trouble with hypocalceamia.